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sean-codyvevo:

Reblog if you’re the gay brother

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

triumphantshananigans:

yourknightoflife:

fallenpitch:

princssyue:

themelonlordapproves:

Amazing

(OMFG NO

{OMG GUYS}

THAT LAST ONE THO

It becomes too nonsensical NOT to reblog this xD

your honestly just an ugly nigger

harveywalker:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

lollllllllllllll I am LIVING for langsettte right now.

1500hp:

NO

1500hp:

NO

acupofteaandmore:

this kid went to fucking PRIDE wearing this

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and all i could think about was this picture—

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talaseba:

megustamemes:

That is a massive man and a fearless dog!

"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."

aquagrunt:

I cannot get over this tweet

aquagrunt:

I cannot get over this tweet

korythedirtyracetraitor:

This is the best thing ever