crankyskirt:

It’s creepy to realize that every single person walking around you is haunted by their secret failures, and yet so many of us are uncomfortable admitting that the structures of our public selves are being held together with desperate hope, subterfuge, and pointing out people more outwardly fucked up as a means of distraction.

funny part is theyre probably wearing the same amount of makeup

squidgy-lalalala:

um, yeah.-.

one fucking song and you bitches refuse to let it the fuck go. she has plenty of lyrical content but you refuse to look it up. just say you don’t like her next time kay?

milesjai:

all-brawn-no-brain:

the-girl-who-laughed:

THIS IS HILARY FUCKING DUFF.

THIS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

THAT’S HOW ITS DONE, BITCHES.

CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

ashbee11:

daftwithoneshoe:

harleys-hyenas:

daftwithoneshoe:

Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?

Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.

Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames? 

Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits unclean

Tumblr: where we ship everything, including fruit.

onewheeledhaystack:

leticheecopae:

zombiewretch:

first-class-trashed-ass:

i hope im not the last person to see this…

OH MY GOD.

Oh god help I can’t breathe.

THIS IS THE MOST AMUSINGLY ACCURATE SUMMARY OF TUMBLR EVER

thetoastytiger:

kill-that-devil-inside:

*sigh*

This spoke to me on quite a few levels.

digitaldoggy:

i think the weirdest thing about tumblr is how you can follow someone for a long time and learn their whole life story right down to their little quirks and in your head they’re almost like friends but to them you can be like just one notification on their dash every now and then and that’s it